Stolen from ILU!

Name:
Chouji Shokeai.

Nicknames:
Chouji or Chouj... whatever.

Age:
3,246...

Do you shave:
Only if I need to.

If yes, where:
Face.

Favorite thing about your body:
..... Hands, I guess.

Least favorite thing about your body:
.... This is awkward.

If you could fill a pool with anything but not sell the contents (so you couldn't like fill it with pogs and make a fortune), what would you fill it with?
... Next.

Least favorite present recieved:
A plum from this chick in my village.
I hate plums.

Hair colour:
Brownish red...?

Favourite soup:
Tomato.

Favorite song:
.... I dunno.

Favorite Pokemon:
-glares-

Why?
-glares

Favorite car:
My '67 Mustang...

Unicycle, bicycle or tricycle?
Bicycle, please...

What beverage, other than water, do you drink most?
Scotch.

What is your strangest hobby?
... I guess... -coughs- collectingbutterflies...

What's the least edible thing you have eaten?
You don't want to know...

Do you write poetry? If yes, what's it like? If no, give it a whirl, right here.
... Yes, sometimes. It's relaxing unless it's rhyming poetry. I can't rhyme at all...

What do your underpants look like?
Boxers. Sometimes boxer-briefs.

What part of your body would you get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee on if you had to get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee?
No.

What's your favorite part about visiting the laundromat?
... I don't visit laundromats...!

Do you trim your nose hair? Do you find it offensive when people with excessive nose hair do not?
Uugh...

If after you died someone took your bones and made them into a musical instrument, what kind of musical instrument would you want it to be?
... I don't know why anyone would do that but... I guess a guitar or bass...

Which historical figure would you like to ride horsey-back?
... W-what?

If there was a curse that turned everyone who wasn't dancing into a cello, what kind of dance would you do?
.... What the hell kind of questions are these?
I-I guess... I don't know, a non-embarrassing one?!

Are you a tiger in bed?
.... -hides face-

Are you living below the poverty line?
No. I'm quite wealthy. I don't flaunt it though.

Are your knees below the poverty line?
... No?

Would you play hopskotch?
No. No, no no.

If you were elected President of Earth, would you make any amendments to the laws of physics?
I... don't see a point.

Where do you think is the ideal place to go kite-flying?
The back yard.

Are your nipples perky?
... I'm uncomfortable now...

If you could have any one object come to life and be your pet (such as a walking table, a walking action figure, a walking skyscraper, etc.), what would it be?
... My clock. I really like my clock... Shut up.

What did you think of this survey?
Go away. I'm done with you.

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